Game of Thrones: Fire and Blood

Ned’s severed head is raised before a bloodthirsty mob of King’s Landing residents.

imageArya’s stake in the story rises after she witnesses the death of her father.  Her hair is chopped so that she can pass as a boy, and slip away from the crowd. She’s instructed to use the pseudonym “Arry” and sell her story as an orphan lad.  Soon she runs into more bullies in the street.  Another fat bully threatens to kick her to pieces, and she pulls her sword “Needle” on him and says, “I like killing fat boys.” As luck would have it, Robert Baratheon’s bastard son connects with Arya, and an interesting alliance in the slum begins. Oh, and best of all, a truck . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: Fire and Blood

Game of Thrones: Baelor

Ned cannot escape the dungeon, and the sentence of death looms unless he recognizes the vile boy Joffrey as king.  Sansa, Ned’s daughter, who is still betrothed to Joffrey, begs for mercy, and blinded by her ambition to be Joffrey’s queen, makes less than loyal decisions.

A eunuch named Varys asks Ned to recognize Joffrey as the rightful king. Surely, it is the only sensible decision – or the only decision that will allow Ned to continue draw air.  But the sense of honor and duty runs deep in Ned.  He won’t budge, his conscience will not allow it.  Varys warns Ned that Robb Stark is going head-to-head with the Lannister army, and the odds do not favor Winterfell in this battle. Thus, the Stark outlook is…stark. A summary:

1. Robb Stark is an untested leader challenging a professional army.

2. Tyrion Lannister has gone free from Lady Stark’s charge . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: Baelor

Game of Thrones: The Pointy End

imageA slaughter begins.  All men loyal to Winterfell in King’s Landing are sought for killing during a spell of  lawlessness.  House Stark is on the run now, with Ned branded as a traitor.

Arya is still in class with Syrio, her “Dancing Master,” while the peace of her daily life falls apart. The brave Syrio defends Arya so that she can escape when Lannister men attack.  With a wooden practice sword and no armor he gracefully defeats all comers, but we don’t really know if he dies in the end. We hope not, and suspect that he survives.  But in Game of Thrones, the typical trope where the hero is rescued does not hold water. So Syrio’s fate is a mystery.  Arya ends up in the slums . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: The Pointy End

Game of Thrones: You Win or You Die

At long last, we see the Lannisters in their native land. The patriarch, Tywin converses with Jaime while caping a deer.  Clearly an aristocratic family, they have a passion for keeping their blood clean, hence the incest between Jaime and Cersei.  Blonde and blue-eyed, handsome, moneyed, educated – they are the Jones’s of Westeros that all others try to keep up with.

A scene in Littlefinger’s brothel shows him tutoring Ros and another prostitute on how to act while making love to Johns. This scene was so outrageous I had to watch it several times. While his new prostitutes please each other, Littlefinger delivers a speech that has insight into every man’s mind. I have to reprint it here because it’s hilarious…and all too honest:

“You’re not fooling them, they just paid you. They know what you are. They know it’s all just an act. Your job is to make . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: You Win or You Die

Game of Thrones: A Golden Crown

King Robert sits in the classic quandary – his wife and his best friend do not like each other.  Well, not too classic – her brother has stabbed the best friend, and the best friend’s wife has kidnapped the queen’s other brother. King Robert clearly doesn’t care for his in-laws, but his monetary debt to them handcuffs him from acting out against the Lannisters. The Lannister family seems to have everyone held by the purse strings, and the motto, “A Lannister always pays its debts” make the Lannisters the sovereign wealth fund of the Westeros world (like Norway or Saudi Arabia in our world).

 

imageThe dragon eggs that Khaleesi received on her wedding day are said to be petrified.  But Khaleesi keeps them warm and . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: A Golden Crown

Game of Thrones: The Wolf and the Lion

The theme song haunts my sleep. I feel like The Iliad could use this theme song, or that Diomedes and Ajax would sharpen their spears while listening to this song on their iPods.  For many great seimageries, the theme song begins to roust excitement before the first scene, but I’m not sure a song has ever captured the spirit of a series quite so well, at least for my taste.

Until this episode, I had never seen a horse beheaded, nor dreamt of it. But there it was. The Mountain, the enormous knight, loses a jousting match (because his horse is in heat) and promptly cuts the head off of the animal. For some reason I thought of Agamemnon dying “like an ox felled at the trough” . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: The Wolf and the Lion

Game of Thrones: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things

 

Tyrion Lannister, played by Peter Dinklage, continues to be an acting force. His quote about having a soft spot for “cripples, bastards, and broken things” titles this episode, as he extends a helping hand to the damaged Brandon Stark by designing equipment that will allow the boy to ride a horse.  Tyrion does this while travelling toward King’s Landing where Lady Stark is stewing over his possible involvement in the attempted assassination of Brandon.  Now we are really getting somewhere, as Tyrion oblivious to his being a suspect, and everyone in Winterfell does not know it yet either.  This collision of Lady Stark and Tyrion Lannister occurs at the end of the episode, with Catelyn summoning her subjects to seize the dwarf.

At The Wall, a new recruit/character arrives in the form of chubby Samwell Tarly. He’s a funny, hungry young man who Lord Snow pities and takes under . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things

Game of Thrones: Lord Snow

The Starks arrive at King’s Landing.  This is a kind of country mouse in the city moment, with Ned’s daughters wide-eyed upon seeing the capital city. Ned later admits, after scolding his girls at the dinner table, that “war is easier than daughters.”

As the newly appointed “King’s Hand”, Ned is steadfast in his northern values, but has to converse with types that he does not prefer as company.  First, the polished but rude Jaime Lannisterimage offends Ned with his every imagecomment.  A fight between the men brews.  The danger of being in King’s Landing is clear, as Ned tells his daughter, Arya, “We’ve . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: Lord Snow

Game of Thrones: The Kingsroad

The richness of characters grow, with greater focus in episode two on the likes of Jon Snow, bastard of the Stark family, shunned by the family name, and Tyrion Lannister, the dwarf who advises Jon to embrace his label.  As a dwarf, Tyrion has embraced his height-deficiency, and found his strengths elsewhere – in books.  When Snow asks Tyrion, “Why do you read so many books,” Tyrion answers: “A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.”

The conversations between Snow and Tyrion cover a lot of ground in short strokes. Tyrion Lannister proves the comic sage once again in this episode (when he’s sober and not surrounded with prostitutes).  Tyrion also shows that he can bully someone.  He slaps Joffrey Baratheon, a fair-haired arrogant brat who is tilting toward the throne before his time. (Much more on Joffrey to come in season one.  Joffrey is already scheduled to . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: The Kingsroad

Game of Thrones: Winter is Coming

First, a disclaimer. I haven’t read the George R. R. Martin books that drive this series, but the show has me so smitten that I’m going to blog about it anyway.  I am not as excited as this gentleman, who did video reviews of every episode, but I’m nearly there.

So without any further apologies, I aim to blog about GoT, simply because this series is the best thing since the Lord of the Rings movies.  In some ways, this series is better, because the adult content makes it like the Sopranos for fantasy geeks.

Episode I: “Winter is Coming”

The motto of Ned Stark’s family is “Winter is Coming.”  This saying begins our trek of language into an immense world-building effort by the author G.R.R. Martin. Since I’m from Minnesota, the northern climate of Winterfell instantly struck me as home, and in season 1 at least, this . . . → Read More: Game of Thrones: Winter is Coming